Synthetic Intelligence, No Synthetic Flavors
Nice Ones, I do know occasions are laborious proper now. The inventory market is loopy. Investing is like strolling by way of a minefield. And I’m most likely not serving to soothe the savage beast proper now.
Heck, I most likely scared the utter bejesus out of you yesterday with that complete “Going Down Swinging” spiel.
However a minimum of I ultimately advised you the way to make cash amid all this insanity. Finally…

As we speak, we’re taking a lighter tack.
Oh, thank God!
As we speak, we’re speaking about alternatives.
We’re speaking about future-proofing your portfolio.
We’re not speaking about short-term investments or get-rich-quick schemes … or no matter else WallStreetBets is hyper-focused on proper now.
Severely, guys … the ADHD meds work. Take some.
No, at present, we’re speaking a few large, long-term investing development in a market that would … might … hit $17 trillion … if activist tech investor Cathie Wooden is to be believed.
What’s extra, that determine is clearly lots larger now. Wooden made her prediction again in 2017 … and, you recognize, with inflation, that makes this market price almost $20 trillion in 2022 {dollars}. Simply saying…
Anywho, I don’t like beating across the bush an excessive amount of … until it’s to carry you film quotes or tune lyrics. The market we’re speaking about is synthetic intelligence (AI).
Clearly, Mr. Dangerous Stuff. I can learn that within the headline.
Pfft. I’ve been known as a lot, a lot worse. Get a thesaurus or one thing…
So I’ve ranted and raved about AI for a very long time in Nice Stuff. In different phrases, I hope I don’t must rehash the “why” of investing in AI.
This know-how is the end-all-be-all of future investments. AI is about to run every part from self-driving vehicles to theme park rides to high-frequency buying and selling to your grandpa’s pacemaker.
It’s actually going to be in all places.
I imagine within the AI market a lot that there are a minimum of 4 Nice Stuff Picks portfolio holdings with various levels of publicity to the AI market: Superior Micro Units (Nasdaq: AMD), Nvidia (Nasdaq: NVDA), Boeing (NYSE: BA) and Walt Disney (NYSE: DIS).
What? You don’t suppose Boeing and Disney are growing their very own AI for self-flying planes or personalised animatronic theme park rides? That’s cute.
It’s additionally predictable. When many traders take into consideration AI, they consider Alphabet (Nasdaq: GOOG), Amazon.com (Nasdaq: AMZN) and Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT).
Some would possibly even take into consideration Intel (Nasdaq: INTC), particularly in gentle of the corporate’s acquisition of Mobileye — which is testing self-driving, AI-powered Nio (NYSE: NIO) sedans in Detroit, proper underneath the “Large Three’s” noses.
The issue is that shares like AMZN, GOOG, MSFT and INTC don’t supply the form of long-term features many people are on the lookout for. These giga-cap shares is perhaps simpler on the chance tolerance, however they’re proper shite in relation to retirement-busting returns.
As an example, I’d personally reasonably put money into Mobileye itself than Intel. It’s only a purer AI play than Intel. And I used to be invested in Mobileye … earlier than Intel purchased it.
The issue is … how do you discover these smaller-cap AI tech corporations? And the way do you be sure that they’re not going to go bust like so many small-cap tech corporations are wont to do?
Nicely, you may hold studying Nice Stuff, in fact! You already know I’ll hold you updated on all of the AI tech corporations I can discover.
Not-So-Synthetic Intelligence
However I get it. Perhaps you need a little bit bit extra focus? Extra funding suggestions? Extra features? And definitely, you need somebody with the identical devil-may-care, movie-referencing, popular culture fanatic perspective in relation to telling you all about it!
I imply, y’all are Nice Ones, in spite of everything.
Nicely, I’ve received a deal with for you at present. Verify this out:
It began with Superman III.
That was the primary time I noticed my comedian ebook superhero on the large display.
As a substitute of squaring off with villains like Lex Luthor, the Man of Metal meets his match within the type of … a supercomputer.
I used to be solely eight years outdated again then. And I keep in mind watching awestruck as a large pc grew to become “alive.”
The film’s human villains created the machine for monetary achieve, hoping to nook world vitality markets.
However as soon as it was self-aware, the pc determined to overcome the world.
Even Superman barely stopped it.
For thousands and thousands of Individuals (and me!), this was our introduction to synthetic intelligence (AI).
It was solely fantasy on the time.
However now, it’s a part of our on a regular basis lives.
That pizza you ordered final week?
The system used AI to verify your pie arrived piping scorching.
These advertisements you see whereas looking the net?
They had been picked by AI.
You would possibly even watch Superman III on Netflix or Hulu — as a result of their AI advisable it to you.
Laptop-powered buying and selling makes up 60% to 75% of each day quantity within the largest fairness markets.
By 2024, the worldwide algorithmic buying and selling market might be price $18.8 billion.
There’s a median of 66.7 billion digital trades day by day.
That’s over three-quarters of 1,000,000 trades each second!
And identical to within the film, this know-how is transcending finance.
Solely as a substitute of taking up the world, it’s now positioned to save lots of thousands and thousands of lives.
The Instances of London has known as this breakthrough “a once-in-a-generation advance.”
Mark Cuban believes this development might mint “the world’s first trillionaire.”
One Wall Road hedge fund even believes the chance is “extra compelling than an early-stage Tesla.”
That, Nice Ones, is only a snippet of my colleague Ian King’s newest throwdown on AI. I imply, Superman III? Even I forgot about that one … perhaps on objective, perhaps not. It was dangerous in an excellent kinda manner. I really feel ashamed I didn’t consider it first…

However Ian King has you coated … and with extra than simply cult-classic ‘80s motion pictures, that’s for positive.
On this pop culture-fueled AI breakdown, Ian discusses the who, the what and the why of AI investing. Not solely is it stuffed with simple references and layman’s phrases, it additionally has all of the numbers. Like all of the numbers. Ian is nice with these, naturally.
Now, I’m not going to spoil the ending of Ian’s dissertation, so click on right here to learn the entire thing.
You received’t be upset, I promise.
However perhaps you’re a type of impatient traders that merely should get began proper. Freaking. Now! Nicely, I’ve received you coated there too:
Whereas the remainder of the market freaks out about … nicely, principally every part … set your self up for the following technology of tech … the AI technology of tech.
As Ian King places it:
The monetary information headlines, that are akin to the “loopy uncle that’s leaping up and down,” worrying concerning the huge drops and throwing champagne celebrations on the large runs. Then there’s the know-how facet…
That’s precisely why Ian recommends following the sensible cash for next-gen tech.
As a result of quickly sufficient, the large cash will observe, and that’s when the largest income might be made. All the things might unfold subsequent week … or years down the street. The essential factor is to be prepared.
Click on right here to ensure you’re prepared for AI!
As a result of AI is prepared for you… Alright, that’s a bit too creepy now.
Barbarians At The Seagate

Bear in mind a pair weeks in the past after we talked about Seagate’s (Nasdaq: STX) distant early warning of bother within the laborious drive area? And the way issues should be actual nasty-looking for Seagate to drop its current-quarter income expectations … once more?
Welp, buckle up, STX traders: Simply once you thought you had been safe-ish … Seagate’s truly extra pessimistic than it initially let on.
How? Simply … how?
CEO Dave Mosley spoke at a tech convention at present and famous that he nonetheless sees laborious drive demand “proceed to erode” as a consequence of “extra cautious shopping for conduct” and “extra trepidation.” Gee, Dave, received any extra worrying buzzwords you may drop on traders?
Actually? After yesterday’s Nice Stuff? Pot meet kettle.
Now, there’s only one teensy-weensy little downside that Seagate isn’t addressing in any of those bulletins. OK, I lied, it’s truly a colossal downside: the arrival of solid-state drives (SSDs) that may exponentially dominate the gross sales of Seagate’s laborious disk drives (HDDs).
For you and me as shoppers? SSDs are a godsend. Quick boot occasions, ultra-compact storage with no spinning drives. Them’s the products. That’s additionally precisely what makes them harmful for conventional HDD makers like Seagate, who don’t have as a lot publicity to SSD gross sales.
Persons are making due with what they’ve received since you recognize … inflation. In the event that they aren’t shopping for new laptops or PCs, neither HDDs nor SDDs are promoting proper now.
Large-budget cloud corporations will nonetheless want HDDs because the extra sensible answer for high-density storage … however that doesn’t imply they’ll hold shopping for as a lot as they used to. And neither state of affairs bodes nicely for Seagate.
Somebody Smells A Little Musky

Alright, Nice Ones: The votes are lastly in!
What, that Nacho Doritos are superior to Ranch Doritos?
Wait, the place the heck was the vote for that? Did I miss it once more? Sigh. Mark me as: Nacho.
Anyway, Twitter (NYSE: TWTR) shareholders ended up voting for the Musk buyout to undergo in spite of everything. And who would’ve anticipated in any other case?
Twitter traders, having been jerked round and paraded all quarter lengthy — now there’s a picture for you — are watching their shares ping-pong round each time Elon Musk opens his mouth, like a methed-up monkey taking part in tetherball.
Ooh, the place can I get a type of?
Now, the one factor that is still is … you recognize … the precise court docket case as as to whether or not Elon can pull an Elon and again out of the deal final minute. Seeing as how the inventory barely budged on the information of the vote … I’m going to guess that traders aren’t too optimistic concerning the Twitter vs. Musk trial.
Google Obtained Fined? This Is Gonna Be Good

Umm. Don’t get your hopes up…
Have you ever ever seen Google get slapped on the digital wrist earlier than? No? Nicely, you’re in for a irritating, irritating deal with. It goes a lil’ one thing like this.
Everybody is aware of that Google has, because the European Fee put it: “abused its dominant place within the cellular working system and search markets” by pushing the Chrome browser on Android. Nicely, everybody that’s ever used an Android cellphone is aware of, that’s.
Apple did the identical factor with its Safari browser, however that’s a narrative for one more inventory…
In the meantime, the monetary media proceed to go mad and shout about Google’s “File €4.1 Billion Nice!” And woohoo, everyone celebrates the truth that Google isn’t above antitrust penalties … that each one is nice and truthful within the company world … or one thing like that.
However then you definately notice, hey, wait a minute. That is Google we’re speaking about right here. What’s a €4.1 billion drop in Google’s bucket going to perform?
Nothing. Nothing in any respect. That’s like a tenth of what Alphabet makes in a single quarter. And this case has been dragging traders’ hopes for ages for some sense of antitrust regulation.
That’s … until you’ve witnessed actually each different time Google is “punished” with “document fines” that sound substantial to you or me, however are fairly inconsequential to a monolith like Google.
Nothing to see right here for traders. Extra of the identical for everybody else.
Milton’s Paradise Misplaced

And now, our spot of disgrace. The ol’ fats stinker. The dregs of the market doldrums: Nikola (Nasdaq: NKLA).
For any of you continue to in search of your schadenfreude repair for the week — it’s the greatest kinda freude in spite of everything — look no additional than the trial of Nikola Founder Trevor Milton. You already know … the one time that EV brief sellers like Hindenburg Analysis weren’t simply speaking out of their exhaust pipes.
I don’t suppose EVs want exhaust pipes, however OK, Nice Stuff.
Quiet, you.
Trevor Milton faces two counts of securities fraud and two counts of wire fraud, all associated to statements the founder made whereas chairman and CEO of Nikola. And let’s speak about these statements the corporate’s C-suite cheerleader made throughout his tenure…
As Assistant U.S. Legal professional Nicolas Roos put it:
He lied to dupe harmless traders into shopping for his firm’s inventory. On the backs of these harmless traders taken in by his lies, he grew to become a billionaire nearly in a single day.
It’s reasonably blunt, however I’ll permit it (and really admire it on this context). I imply, that is Trevor “Rollin, Rollin’, Rollin’ Vehicles Downhill” Milton we’re speaking about right here.
Elsewhere ‘spherical the electrical car market, BTIG Analyst Gregory Lewis simply went and upgraded … maintain up … Nikola?! For its battery tech, of all issues?
Nikola doesn’t also have a hydrogen-fuel car. It doesn’t also have a prototype of a hydrogen-fuel car. Why on this planet would get you onboard with an organization that’s not solely late to the sport, however actually modified sports activities in the midst of taking part in?
Too many sports activities references!
Anybody within the EV battery market goes to keep away from Nikola’s identify just like the plague, which is a disgrace actually, as a result of now each halves of Nikola Tesla’s identify are sullied by ego and EV market overconfidence.
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Joseph HargettEditor, Nice Stuff